sam vs usps

this is the first day that i haven't received any packages, but lorien assures me it is not time to panic yet. my most important boxes still haven't arrived. most important being my bathroom things, hoop costumes and whatever box it was that i put my vibrators in. after the green trouser incident, i'm super paranoid that someone in the fort point post office decided to keep them all for herself. maybe like me she's blind and practicing asexuality, so she really needs those glasses and a menagerie of sextacular toys.

if you somehow missed my green trousers video here it is again...

usps fail

it's the big differences

i've been in louisiana three days now. it still doesn't feel like i live here. i think because i'm so used to just coming to visit. the fact that i'm not going "home" in a couple of days just refuses to sink in.

when i moved from california to boston, although it was a huge change, it was the little differences that really got to me. the butter is a different shape. the same mayonnaise has a different name. carriages are called carriages instead of carts.

here it's the big differences. the food. they have pepper jelly! and it's delicious. the quiet. driving on roads with no one else on them. going to popeyes at 7pm and having no one ahead of us. i don't remember the last time i went to grab food in boston and didn't have to wait. does that even happen? and all the names i can't pronounce. i dare you to try to say natchitoches. and everything moves much slower. i think that will be the hardest adjustment for me to make of all. i'll keep you posted.